This one is hilarious. American Pie Iloilo style!
Goat dies after having sex with teen
by Regi Adosto, ABS-CBN Iloilo
An 18-year-old boy was arrested after he was caught in the act of having sex with a goat in Leon, Iloilo. Eliseo Minerva immediately called police to report the incident.
Minerva said he saw the boy on top of the goat when he was about to feed the animal. The goat was already dead when authorities arrived, reports said. However, the boy allegedly admitted that he was drunk when he committed the incident.
Reports said that the boy’s parent will have to pay for damages to the goat’s owner.